Some people can be real jerks when it comes to there passive-aggressive notes. Unfortunately, no such note will be seen here; just the response to one. And boy, is it a doozy. Well, if by “doozy,” we meant the most milquetoast, overly kind reaction to false blame we have ever read. But something tells us that anyone who puts three full pages of thought into responding to some douchebag who didn’t even do his research before throwing blind accusations in a general direction is hoping they come by to give them a real piece of their mind.
Oh yeah, no way Jack isn’t a secret badass. Any response this submissive has to be a ploy for some sweet revenge, right?