Gamer Accidentally Drinks Own Jizz After Creeping On Sexy Facebook Girl – thuglifer.com

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Have you ever had an experience with a drink that has ruined it for you for life. Mine is orange soda, I use to love it. LOVE THE STUFF. I cracked one open one day while we were playing outside. Naturally I was thirsty and ran over to get my drink. I didn’t notice the line of ants going to my drink.

I noticed after the Soda was in my mouth, realized I drank a few ants and 12 year old me lost it. I think I cried I don’t even remember. Haven’t wanted to have an orange soda since. That story is a 1/10 on nasty.

What happened to this guy…. F*CKING 10/10!! He posted his crazy f*ck up on Reddit.

Recently I’ve been masturbating a lot. Like, 3-6 times a day. I don’t know if it’s because I’m bored or horny or what. Anyway, I pretty much always blow my load into this one shirt I have (gross, I know) and then just chuck it into my closet behind some stuff so my mom would never accidentally pick it up. My bedroom is upstairs, by the way.

So I’m sitting in the basement on my computer, scrolling through Facebook, and I notice this super cute girl from my class has recently posted some vacation pictures… one thing leads to another and soon enough I’m going at it full force. I’m just about to finish when I realize:

Fuck. My shirt is all the way upstairs.

This train has absolutely no brakes, so I look over and see a Tim Horton’s coffee cup still with about an inch or two of coffee in it.

Perfect, it won’t smell and I’ll just throw it out next time I go to upstairs.

(No bathroom or garbage in my basement)

So part one of this fuck up is that I came in a coffee cup. The second part that I went upstairs to pee right after finishing and didn’t take the cup with me. Talk about lazy and absent minded…

I’m sure you can see where this is going…

Two hours later I’m still sitting at my desk doing a bit of gaming. I obliviously reach over, and (to my delight) feel that the coffee cup still has a bit of coffee in it. I take it down it in one big gulp.

Immediately after I swallowed I realized what I had done.

…… Gamer Accidentally Drinks Own Jizz After Creeping On Sexy Facebook Girl – thuglifer.com

Yep…. That wasn’t cream in this guys coffee… NASTY!